Cum handling

Cum, spit, or cleaning up afterwards — where it lands is the point.

Why people do it

Where it lands is a statement, and for a lot of people the mess is the mark of what happened. It is also cheap, immediate and needs no equipment.

Smallest way in

Decide the destination in advance and out loud. That conversation is most of the play.

What to watch

Eyes and broken skin are off. Semen in the eye is a real infection risk. Agree the clean-up as part of the scene rather than as an afterthought.

In the planner

21 different things carry this tag, and switching it off removes every one of them. The mildest of them sits at easy.